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    对联插曲笑话对联

    2015-3-5 19:14| 发布者: 知乐鸟| 查看: 2397| 评论: 0

    摘要: 张谦与李逊因文结友>,经常以搞笑对联作戏取乐<。某日相逢,张谦说:“请李兄到我家吃半鲁?!崩钛凡恢鞍肼场蔽挝?,疑惑中应许<。抵张舍>,席上仅置鱼一条。张谦邀请李逊动筷,二人分食之>>。李问道:“兄说的半鲁何在 ...
    张谦与李逊因文结友<,经常以搞笑对联作戏取乐。
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    张谦以为要在院子里设宴<>,便坐在石凳等待>。时值烈日当头,等了许久,张不堪其渴,再次呼叫<。李开门出来问道:“半鲁滋味如何?”张不解:“我还没尝怎么知道>?”李笑道:“刚才你不是吃过了么?此半鲁乃天物也<<>!”原来李逊所谓“吃半鲁”就是让张谦晒太阳。日者,亦鲁之一半也<<。张谦大呼上当。
    李逊戏曰:“此礼尚往来也!我有上联<,兄若能对出下联即刻摆酒接风>?!崩钛烦鼍洌骸傲硕?,任你自由分左右<?!闭徘惶遣鹱?,正中下怀<<>。忙对道:“鲁从鱼日,凭君怎样划高低<>?!崩钛诽樟泼?,忙请张谦进屋共饮。
    过数月,张谦请李逊到家做客,宴席仅备鸡卵一枚><。张曰:“此未来之肥鸡,兄不妨饱食之<!”李笑而不语,急取卵入囊中,对张说:“兄明日请到舍下共饮,我炒竹笋招待<?>!闭糯笙玻骸斑?<!”
    昱日张谦至,李逊端出一锅碎竹竿<,摆上蘸碟碗筷后说:“这是去年的竹笋<,请张兄品尝!”张谦看了哭笑不得>,出联曰:“今天登府邸>,几节竹竿烹作笋,谁敢龇牙?”李逊回敬道:“昨日到君家,一枚卵蛋冒充鸡,焉能待客?”两人相对大笑>,遂重置佳肴>。
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